they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
