Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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