ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just want to make out with him forever
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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