sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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