For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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