I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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