Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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