Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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