Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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