She said her name was "party"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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