Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Randomize
