She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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