HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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