she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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