Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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