I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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