people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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