I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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