U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
my poor anus
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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