is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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