what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
