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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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