so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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