Me too!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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