I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i will never coherently bang her
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
