After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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