In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
