i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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