yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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