my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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