We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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