WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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