When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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