In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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