You really coming over, don't trick.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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