Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
the day after is always just damage control
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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