Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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