would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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