I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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