I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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