She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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