There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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