What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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