And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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