Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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