He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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