Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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