You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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