When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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