if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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