It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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