i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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