Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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